blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.

the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.

by SupremeFemboy69 April 9, 2021

deer brinking

In deer hunting, the act of driving deer towards the brink of a cliff. In the stone age, hunters would drive the deer towards a cliff and collect the carcase at the bottom. In modern times, deer hunters can sometimes use spoonerism to turn 'beer drinking' into 'deer brinking'.

The older hunter told the young hunter to practice up on his 'deer brinking' for the upcoming hunting season.

by caniwinz November 29, 2015

boonking

A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.

Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.

"I had to pay for my dinner date," confided Mabel, "because Ned was the victim of a boonking."

by Ned September 17, 2004

Bronzing

To defecate in ones hand and rub it over their skin/naked body, similar to how someone might use fake tanning cream.

"The best way to stop them touching you is bronzing up"; or

"The guy in apartment 2C has bronzed up, we're going to need to get Police to deal with this one"

by Caspertheunfriendlyhost November 20, 2020

brocking

br-ock-ing or br-ock-ed

-verb
1. the act of a person pretending to work.
2. presenting little to no valuable work however it is received as genius: see; bullshit.

1. "Where is Brock?" "Oh, he's brocking from home today."
2. "I totally brocked that meeting!"

by sandycrack350 September 23, 2010

Brocking

The act of being so high, that you have eyes that match brock from pokemon.

I'm so brocking out right now.

by ShanaShamwow June 18, 2013

Brookings

A South Dakotan town in which there are more cows than people, and more pickup trucks than modern haircuts. Shortened as, "Bkx"

"I can't git those steel toe cowboy boots anywhere but in Brookings!"

by Chelsmeh February 19, 2009