When a girl gets a tattoo for a boyfriend and when they brake up she has a stamp or a brand to remind her of him.
by troublemaker 11 August 1, 2008
Get the branded mug.1. This girl was really hot and after a few drinks at the bar I branded her.
2. Ah man, that test was brutal, I just got branded.
2. Ah man, that test was brutal, I just got branded.
by WIUR-bird August 30, 2010
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a combination of the word bro and rendezvous
a rendezvous defines as a meeting at a prearranged time and place (often in the romantic sense)
The meeting becomes substantially more significant as it is attended by two or more bros. By its definition it should be clear that a brondezvous is a gatherings of the highest social importance.
Its an occasion for bros to cherish and celebrate their bromance.
While the benefits of a brondezvous are in many aspects similar to that of a rendezvous in the romantic sense (increased sensation of closeness etc.) there are obviously much less risks involved. Parties bail much less often on each other (and when they do it's not as big of a deal) and the risk of a disagreement/fight during the encounter is near to zero.
a combination of the word bro and rendezvous
a rendezvous defines as a meeting at a prearranged time and place (often in the romantic sense)
The meeting becomes substantially more significant as it is attended by two or more bros. By its definition it should be clear that a brondezvous is a gatherings of the highest social importance.
Its an occasion for bros to cherish and celebrate their bromance.
While the benefits of a brondezvous are in many aspects similar to that of a rendezvous in the romantic sense (increased sensation of closeness etc.) there are obviously much less risks involved. Parties bail much less often on each other (and when they do it's not as big of a deal) and the risk of a disagreement/fight during the encounter is near to zero.
Wife: "Honey, the neighbors invited us to board game night next Tuesday"
Husband: "Well that sounds lovely my moon and stars but next Tuesday I'm out for a brondezvous with Felipe"
Wife: "Ok my love, I let them know that we can't make it"
Bro1: "any plans for Saturday my man?"
Bro2: "nope but how about we head down to beach with a grill, some ice cold beers, play some football and maybe smoke a cigar?"
Bro1: "are you talking about a brondezvous?"
Bro2: "you got it baby"
Bro1 and Bro 2*screaming simultaneously*: "BRONDEZVOUS!"
Husband: "Well that sounds lovely my moon and stars but next Tuesday I'm out for a brondezvous with Felipe"
Wife: "Ok my love, I let them know that we can't make it"
Bro1: "any plans for Saturday my man?"
Bro2: "nope but how about we head down to beach with a grill, some ice cold beers, play some football and maybe smoke a cigar?"
Bro1: "are you talking about a brondezvous?"
Bro2: "you got it baby"
Bro1 and Bro 2*screaming simultaneously*: "BRONDEZVOUS!"
by thx_91 September 17, 2018
Get the brondezvous mug.When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.
i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"
" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"
" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"
by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008
Get the kroger branded mug.Stan wanted to go with his buddies to the roller derby, but a bad curry had him brownded for the entire weekend.
by JustMC December 13, 2017
Get the brownded mug.When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021
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