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bromosexual

noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.
Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."

Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."
by chandizl December 16, 2008
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bromosexual

Your bro. It's straddles the line of almost too far of a bromance. Both bros are so amazing and so sexual in general it hurts peoples hearts. There is a common and utmost jealousy of this alliance.
Ex. (In a crowd and shouts...) hey bromosexual! (Everyone turns their head and looks with angst because of jealousy) cause your bro alliance is so grand.
by Alohaerica January 7, 2014
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bromosexual

a word used in Pinrapple Express, another word for your guy friend.
Catcha Later bromosexual!!!
Yeah c u soon!
by ahahahahahaha...no March 28, 2009
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bromosexual

When you and a group of your bros have a common bond that makes you sorta gay but not gay.
Me and my bros aren’t acting homosexual , we acting bromosexual.
by Papi Paredes January 18, 2019
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bromosexualize

the act of hiding a secret gay sexual relationship with another guy by pretending to be straight as much as possible while in public
Two guys shaving from midway their thighs upward but forgetting that they did, then wearing shorts in public with the completely visible shave lines and inviting you to a party: Nah dudes, gonna pass on the party invite, my girl and I are not into that whole bromosexualized thing, nice try, though, lol.
by thatis August 2, 2009
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bromosexuality

Hey man, that slap was a little too far up my thigh for simple bromosexuality, bro.
by Jalfrazie extraordinaire August 3, 2008
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bromosexual

When guys always hang with their guys and are basically their boyfriends.
"you are sucha bromosexual, all you ever do is hang out with your guy friends"
by alyssa8888 October 20, 2008
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