brolax

A form of lacrosse engaged in by bros, involves cradling for extended periods of time and occasionally playing catch. Standard equipment for bro lax includes cargo or plaid shorts,
a polo with a popped collar and a flow, also a lax stick. A
"bro-laxer" doesn't necessarily have to play lacrosse he just
has to think he does or has been playing for a short time.
Real lacrosse players are not bro-laxers.

Joe: Hey... Como...a little brolax?
Como: Sounds like my college days when i used to don cargo shorts.

by kevinalst April 14, 2008

Bolex

a)A common camera given to film students to make their first film (Typically in introductory classes); it picks up motion but no sound whatsoever.

b)The bane of existence for all film students, typically in regards to how to properly operate the goddamn thing.

a)Film professor: You will shoot your films with a Bolex.

b)Student: You know, I think I'd rather major in math...

by trentlane October 25, 2010

brosex

(n) The act of a young man getting penis slapped by a large black man.

Holy crap! You just had brosex!

by ohyeahimcool July 4, 2010

Broflex

Noun - is an exercise machine designed for the Bro anatomy. specifically works the chode muscle

"Hey bro, I'm going to the gym. Wanna come?"

"Nah bro, I'm good. I got a Broflex at home".

by wijiwang August 2, 2008

Brolested

To be subjected to unwanted or improper bro-like activities

"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"

"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"

by Dankebudz December 22, 2008

Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape

Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"

by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008

Brotex

A type of condom used for gay sex between two men

"Hey, dude, I wanna be safe. How about we use a brotex?"

by x450 September 27, 2008