brookini

brookini is a rear child too she does not like bluehorses she will not steal yo manz she will just eat his ass but she will make rolling paper out of gum

brookini: me= love for peen
olgini: ok brookini we get it

brookini: shut up before i come for ur gum paper

by brocoliinmybum January 22, 2019

brokitis

Someone who has the inability to acquire money or has no money

I took this person to dinner and he told me he couldnt pay for his dinner, so I diagnosed him with brokitis, I'm worried about catching it

by Sarples May 27, 2019

brotini

When two or more bro’s go out to the bar and order martinis together. Most commonly martinis on happy hour special. I.e. $3 special for 50 Shades of Pink Martini

Me and the boys are going out for brotinis before happy hour ends so stop being a bitch so I can make it on time.

by MyPoopHoroscope October 3, 2019

Brolining

The act of tanning parts of your body that shouldn't be tanned long enough to cause severe burns.

"Bro, you're walking funny. You okay?"
"Yeah, I was just out Brolining and now my taint is burned!"

by mycroft16 December 3, 2019

Brokenicity

When a person is broke or poor and is trying to lay their poor problems on you. Word is only available if you are in the middle class and up.

Alejandro-“My Android fell and broke into pieces, can you pick up my battery?”
You-“Hell nah, don’t lay your brokenicity on me.”

by Bigbear6467 November 4, 2020

broskini

a term of endearment used by a bro to a bro. usually used in serious situations.

- can also be used passive aggressively, but not directly at a bro.

bro 1: "bro I just got the job I applied for weeks ago!"
bro2: "broskini! I am so proud of you! You really are doing big things."

or

bro 1: "Then they gave me a weird look like I had sh*t on my face."
bro 2: "bro no way."
bro 1: "mhm, and in my head i was like broskini.. literally I am not the one w sh*t stains on my ass.. like if you're gonna give attitude at least don't look a mess."
bro 2:"like actual stains?"
bro 1:"yes, and it wasn't a small one either."

by grimhavoc November 18, 2022

brokifications

Where your notifications are broken

Person 1: '' Did brokifications happen? ''
Person 2: '' Yeeeep ''

by k3nny_n0t.t4k3n March 15, 2023