broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.

While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.

by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009

bruffer

(noun)1) A made-up alcoholic drink served when one is compleatly wasted.
(noun)2) a male you're directly related to. A brother.

1) "I think I'm gonna need a bruffer."
2) "Awwwww." Said his sissy. "Is bruffer not home yet?"

by vampyrelulu November 28, 2007

bologna boffer

noun.
One of the male gender who likes to participate in oral sex with others of the male gender. See pole smoker.

George Takai is a bologna boffer.

by Tata Toothy October 17, 2006

bethlehem boffer boot

singular of sandals often worn in the arid parts of the Middle East.

"get the drinks in Jonno, I've got a mouth on me like a Bethlehem boffer boot!"

by angry bry February 27, 2009

Broffert

Two bros using their thoughts and actions to accomplish something

My bro and I used our broffert to send that bopper back to the kitchen

by Kalob_Hagen May 28, 2018

bofferino

During a swift boffing encounter, you look over your shoulder you see a hard up, disheveled individual gaining sexual gratification from said boff session

In the midst of boffing this unknown bitch, I looked over my shoulder and saw some bofferino, totally scoping on my boff sesh.

by BottleshopBoffer August 15, 2010

broufer

Adj. a bougie and/or goofy person, situation, or thing.

Barack Obama at Trump's inauguration: "I can't wait till this broufer shit is finally over so I can go kick it with my homie Dick Branson."

by OprahLover93 February 17, 2017