Botext

Text message booty call that makes you feel young for an hour. It's as if you had virtual botox.

Imagine! At our age, he sent me a botext. I felt like a 16 year old for an hour.

by Chinafox August 5, 2010

Brotential

The potential to become a bro

I don't know you that well but you have a lot of brotential.

by Aquabats14 October 12, 2010

brotest

To protest a bro.

Bro #1: I saw Shana at the bar last night...
Bro #2: You didn't text me?!
Bro #1: Didn't think of it...
Bro #2: I'm brotesting you!

by themexecutioner August 22, 2010

brotential

adj:

Having the potential to host a good brodate with you and your boy(s).

bro 1: "Yo homie, you see that new strip club that opened up on Main Street?"

bro 2: "Yeah Bro, I hear it serves steak sandwiches with shredded hasbrowns for lunch."

bro 1: "Dude, that place has serious brotential. Lets go."

by k_lub February 22, 2011

Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011

Biotextrection

When you try to call someone a biotch but your smartphone autocorrects the word to biotech.

So what if we set the couch on fire? You shouldn't be grounded! Your mom is such a biotech. (Text altered due to biotextrection)

Snoop Dogg: Biotech! (Text altered due to biotextrection)

by 22JRock December 17, 2012

Brotentious

A douchy frat boy that comes from a wealthy or upperclass family that has snobbish or otherwise pretentious tastes.

He drinks all night then eats caviar for breakfast... such a brotentious Douchbag.

by crasslanguage July 19, 2017