fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

Bentarded

when you've been retarded.

man, you bentarded!

by Stading22 February 27, 2009

betarded

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".

My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.

by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010

Brittarded

several definitions apply to this awesome word!
A)to be a British handicap
B)if your name is Brittany and you're a retard.

example A) "Allo chaps I'm bloody Brittarded" said with a british accent and a handicapped fucktard lisp.
example B) "My name is Brittany, I am Brittarded. Do you like ice cream? I scream for ice cream, Ice cream .. and your mom!"

by Mac and Jack Inc January 24, 2009

betarded

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.

"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!

by Freakmeon April 13, 2008

Boytarded

Adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. These acts, such as "Death Races in super armored battle cars", "Pimping with 20 women, all double Ds!", "Riding a flaming motorcycle to hell that runs on heroine!" as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. Mild negative connotation.

Brian: "Dude! That armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! Almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, I want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic tits!"

Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!

Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K

by D_is_for_daring! February 4, 2010

Brutarded

If something is so retarded it's brutal or so brutal it's retarded. In reference to the Metal band "Devils Club". who's first album entitled "Brutarded".

Holy crap that band was brutarded!

by mayas flip flop September 27, 2009