brightons are super fat kids who normally have tourettes no body likes people with the name brighton cause theyre so tiny and fat and smelly and they have smll nipples and a small attention span they are very loud and obnoxious and no one wants to hear or see their ugly faces
"ew is the BRIGHTON?!"
by njhbgvfcdxs November 10, 2020
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Brighton: Hey what's number 2 on the math test?
Sasha: Omg I'll give you all the answers if you let me touch your beautiful face.
Brighton: Nah I'm too sexy for that.
Sasha: Omg I'll give you all the answers if you let me touch your beautiful face.
Brighton: Nah I'm too sexy for that.
by Heart4Diamond January 11, 2021
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A great and really interesting town on the south coast of England. Famous for being LGBT friendly, but also a great place to relax by the sea, take in great views from the i360 tower, or eat breakfast, lunch or dinner with a view of the English Channel. Very hilly with nice colourful buildings. The locals are also very friendly.
by Diamond volcano February 26, 2021
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a well known place for James Siva Cuthbert and his weird uncle to bum each other in private. Especially over a bench in the public square near costa
James: Uncle are we going to be able to do a Brighton today
Uncle : sure James we will do it today if your a good boy
Uncle : sure James we will do it today if your a good boy
by anonymous October 15, 2021
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BRIGHTON is so quirky
by Ihateeveryonebutu1231 November 23, 2021
Get the Brighton mug.The University of Brighton, better known by its official name, Brighton Polytechnic.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
"They're just a polytechnic" sung by Sussex Uni students at the back of the bus 25 to taunt Brighton University Students, in the style of the Football chant.
by Not a Sussex Student March 5, 2009
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