Boro briefcase

A carrier bag that "poor peoples" shops give out ie: Aldi Liddle Farmfood and so on. Young poor children often are riddiculed by the better classes at school for bringing books etc in the aforementioned boro briefcase in the Middlesboro , Billingham & Stockton area.

Also what scummy piss heads carry their "pop" home in. Slightly more discerning scumbags keep Tesco or Somerfield bags on them to tranship the adli booty into, so they dont look quite as scummy on the bus home!

Eyup Dave! ere comes raggy Richy with his cans in a "boro briefcase"

by Upper class twit August 7, 2007

briefcase mong

A mong who carries a briefcase. It is quite common for them to wear suits and have hot mums

From the british show 'The Inbetweeners', Will is reffered to as a 'Briefcase Mong'.

by briefcase mong July 6, 2009

Captain Briefcase

noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.

taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!

mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.

marc: i cant even stay awake...

*Captain Briefcase enters the room*

taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!

*everyone is turned to stone*

by the storm drains May 18, 2009

Italian briefcase

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Puerto Rican Briefcase

The plastic bag, usually from a local grocery mart, that is used to carry you beers around in. This is usually due to the fact that you ahve placed all of your beers into your refridgertor, and have thrown away the box. When it comes time to take the beers with you to a party you put them into a Puerto Rican Briefcase.

Wow, you have four different kinds of beer in your Puerto Rican Briefcase. Cleaned out the fridge tonight eh?

by Corey Boisvert May 5, 2006

Brienna

A girl that you totally want to bang!

Damn... she's such a brienna.

by Xmap December 14, 2010

indian briefcase

Another name for a case of cheap beer. Usually seen around indian reservations in the left of right hand of one walking away from a gas station or convenience store. Also can be opened during the said walking

Yea thats the indian briefcase

by Romulas and Edgar July 21, 2011