touch your breakfast

To deeply penetrate someone's anus.

Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.

by goldenflower February 26, 2011

delta burke breakfast

chocolate pancakes and chardonnay

Francine: you can have anything you want for breakfast steve
Steve: how about...chocolate chip pancakes... aaaaand wine?
Francine: ah the delta burke breakfast- good choice honey

by paprikapants October 26, 2010

second breakfast

invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again

We'll just have time for second breakfast before it's time to start cooking lunch.

by Sienna March 17, 2003

Breakfast Hoes

A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.

"Bro these girls are breakfast hoes"
"Why?"
"Cause they're all flaky af!"

by ClickClackRat January 3, 2015

cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a girl's asshole. Similar to a Portuguese breakfast.

Tommy gave his girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. Let's just say it was a bit messy.

by arylius December 1, 2020

20 second breakfast

a Monster Zero Ultra. common term used on IRC and Mumble servers.

Man, I'm tired. Time to have a 20 second breakfast!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 1, 2018

dingo's breakfast

A yawn, a piss and a good look around.
In other words, I had no breakfast.

I had a dingo's breakfast this morning.

by Colleen May 9, 2003