brazzer

the second dimension of bro or a deeper term for your homeboy.

yo waddup brazzer!

Doug you ma brazzer

by waka flacka flamez October 13, 2011

Brazzer

Brazzer is a latin word for the nobility of scholars

Albert Einstein is a very brazzer scientist

by imaeatsocks March 5, 2020

Brazzercise

Another euphemism for masturbation. It's a play on the word Jazzercise and is making fun of the fact men "exercise" their arms by masturbating.

1. "I got ripped from all the Brazzercise I did last night" - Joey
"Noice." - Bob
2. "Arnold's arm has seemed bigger lately. It must be from all the Brazzercise he's done." - Shawn

by UFeelingCheekyM8 March 9, 2016

Brazzers

Means lit, dope, sweet, awesome. Originally an adult movie brand, a couple of dumbass drunk teenagers in Cancun decided to use it as lit to mess with their friends. Go Broncos, go pokes ;)

Bro, that’s fucking brazzers!
Mexico was brazzers as hell, so much fun

by brazzersruby June 5, 2021

Brazzers Subscripton

(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu

The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)

Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..

Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."

Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.

He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.

As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"

(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)

But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...

5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades

And at the deep end..

A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!

iMessage

Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!

Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!

Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..

5 month Brazzers Subscripton.

by RowleyOpeu September 4, 2021

Mexican Brazier

A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.

That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!

by Baked Tater32 February 1, 2018

The Hayley Brazier

Hayley Brazier is the greatest of all time (GOAT), she is THE Hayley Brazier, the queen, the boss, Hamstring Hayley, elastic girl, the boss, 187,000,000/10, and anyone who she stands is super lucky

“Wow, is that The Hayley Brazier? She’s so fucking amazing, Sam is so so lucky to have her”

by Sn201180LVHB November 21, 2021