full brass band

When a man simultaneously receives a blow job and a rim job.

Sara was giving me a rusty trombone when Tegan started to suck me off turning it into a full brass band.

by Charlie Foxtrott December 21, 2008

brass section

In the social system that is the band, the brass sections are usually the loudest people, being the farthest away from the conductor and therefore having more opportunities to talk. Often trumpet players are tge ones who instigate conversation mainly to insult or laugh at woodwind players and/or the conductor and even each other. Trumpet conversations generally revolve around making fun of someone. Trombonists prefer to do their own thing in their own little family. Euphoniums are the quieter people of the brass section, constantly paying attention in rehearsal and rarely speaking. baritones are loud idiots. Tubas tend to be on the quieter side as people but once you get to know them there are loud af.

Overall the brass section is afamily and though they may face difficulties and get into fights, they always come back together. Because they are forced to. Being in a band together and all. But also their common enemy: the woodwinds. You just can't stay mad at another brass player when there are clarinetists to insult!!!!

flautist1: ugh the brass section is so douchy they never let anything go. Like every little mistake!!!!
Trumpet player: *snickers to other trumpet player*..*both burst out laughing looking at floutist1*
Trombone1: *watches interaction*..*whispers to other trombone player*..*start chuckling at some inside joke*

by Musicaljeanius May 2, 2015

rusty brass quartet

Similar to the rusty trombone and rusty trumpet, this sexual maneuver is a collaborative effort. It requires four people: one man, two skinny women, and one fat one. The fat woman gives the man a rim job while giving him a handjob (the rusty trombone). The man gives one skinny woman a rim job while fingering her clitoris (the rusty trumpet). This woman does the same for the last woman (the second rusty trumpet). This last woman also gives a good rim job and fingering to the fat woman (the rusty tuba).

Man, the rusty brass quartet just seems like it would be awkward to perform. I'm not even sure that's a real thing.

by Hygn May 18, 2006

Brass Neck

To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek. First Cousin to balls of brass.

"Jason had the brass neck to ask for the promotion even though we all knew he was a slacker".

by Satandog May 2, 2006

brass donkey

Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.

I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.

by Johnny Panic December 20, 2007

brass and fern

A derogatory term for a sit-down chain restaurant in which all outlets have eerily similar interior design.

"While traveling, one of the great pleasures is to find a restaurant that isn't exactly like all the brass and fern restaurants that seem to be multiplying like a plague of locusts across the country."

by Aetrix9 October 1, 2007

Brass Sasquatch

Similar to a brass monkey. Instead of using a 40oz of Olde English, you use 12oz cans of Rainier Beer (sometimes to make one seem upper class, it can be pronounced "Ron-Yay). and a party cup. Pour in the can and top of with Orange Juice.

Reigonal to the Pacific Northwest Reigon of the United States

Joe drank 10 Brass Sasquatches last night and passed out on the floor

by godadone September 26, 2010