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moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.
After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.
by Sakura June 14, 2014
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braces

1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").

2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.

3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")
I'd offer you some of this/these super good popcorn/pretzels/caramel/toffee/taffy/gum/gummy worms, but you have braces...

Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...

Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!
by hatemaheffinbraces December 28, 2009
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bra strap bracelet

when a girl cuts her bra strap and makes it into a bracket to mark her territory on a man
brian: look what my girl gave me

dave: what is it?- is that a bra strap bracelet?
brian : yup, that’s how you know i’m hers, you know marking her territory
by ya auntie j <3 October 10, 2021
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Baper

it's an Indonesian slang which means when you're being way too sentimental or beyond sensitive about anything (take anything too serious) even on unnecessary thing
James: I'm so sad that Cleo didn't texted me today
Jaden: Dude, don't be Baper, you just met her for the first time this morning, she's not even yours!
by bish08 February 25, 2018
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lokai bracelet

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea
Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!
by Issabel.a October 5, 2015
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Braelyn

Someone who is beautiful on the inside and out but at the same time isn't afraid to share thier opinion and will stand up for you and very trustworthy.
by Realynn February 4, 2010
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bradert

Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.
“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”
by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020
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