A small town in southern Ontario that is constantly undergoing unnecessary construction that makes the un-renovated side of town look like shit.
Bradford, though only containing a very, very tiny town-like area, has a lot of land that includes randomly placed suburbs.
This town is mainly full of obnoxious, trolling teens , Mexicans , and ladies with too much spare time on their hands.
Bradford culture is a desperate attempt at being King, and the popular citizens are constantly trying to rule Bradford with its Pot-Head Power.
Bradford, though only containing a very, very tiny town-like area, has a lot of land that includes randomly placed suburbs.
This town is mainly full of obnoxious, trolling teens , Mexicans , and ladies with too much spare time on their hands.
Bradford culture is a desperate attempt at being King, and the popular citizens are constantly trying to rule Bradford with its Pot-Head Power.
Trucker: Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment?
Girl: Did you see that guy? He looked like he was from Bradford, Ontario. :|
Girl: Did you see that guy? He looked like he was from Bradford, Ontario. :|
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It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
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Get the Bradford Basil mug.The worst city in North America. It often gets compared to Windsor and as a resident of Windsor we find this offensive. Our city has its problems but it’s nothing like Brantford. It’s much poorer, dirtier, dangerous. It has a higher number of crimes than we do and we have more than 2x their population! At least we try!
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Get the Brantford mug.I moved my family out Detroit to give them a betta life. lived there for 26 years and relocated to Brantford cause housing prices were cheap. We been here for 3 years almost and I’ve had more violent encounters here than my years in Motown. We moving out of this city next year cause It ain’t much better than Detroit. I’m not saying it’s worse but it’s been worse so far. They got as many ghettos and projects as we do cuh. Brantford gives Canadian ghettos more respect from us American ghetto niggas. We put respect on this city krrrrrrrr
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