boogerhagen

Weird smart floating guy

Damn, your as smart as boogerhagen!

by scoob October 20, 2003

boogerloon

Booger + balloon; a booger that is full of air like a balloon.

Joe's booger blew up like a balloon, and dried that way!
It was the biggest boogerloon I'd ever seen.

by Hauling Handyman June 21, 2009

boogerlock

A Boogerlock is formed when several strands of nosehair become entangled in a booger, effectively forming a nose-dreadlock. Not so much nappy, but rather goopey.

Yo Fred! After you wipe your nose, you best take some clippers to that nose hair of yours- lest you be wearing them boogerlocks!

by xeroedouttwice October 21, 2010

boogerized

when a person covers something with lots of buger

Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, i just boogerized my hand!

by the erau boss November 14, 2011

Boogerrhea

Uncontrollable drainage of thick mucus from the nose.

Same concept as diarrhea but from the nose.

Ex: My sinuses opened up and I had a case of boogerrhea.

by DjLoverBox July 1, 2019

boogercoating

When a person, usually older men, have so much snot draining from their nose they hold one side of their nostrils with their index finger and viciously exhale through the other side nostril forcing blasts of snot mucous out of their nose and onto the walls, floors and countertops, not excluding anything else nearby. Boogercoating is always performed with no regard for anyone nor anything around, done aimlessly with repetition for several minutes, sounds disgustingly snotty and irritating; The boogercoater will force his snot to fly out into Anyone's house, anyplace and on anything, And doesn't wipe the snot from the walls, floors, counters, etc usually claiming nothing expelled from his/her nose. But when you walk into the room the boogercoater just came out of, you'll know they were Boogercoating your house!

Sharon: What is Dan doing in there? Raking in the bathroom?
Karon: I know what he's doing - he's Boogercoating my bathroom bcuz I won't let him have the keys to the car.

Jack(on telephone): What are you doing today?
Azz: Well I have been Boogercoating myself all morning due to allergy.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 8, 2022

boogermenace

finest girl alive with a big booty and big tatas

boogermenace is so fine

by guyyyyyyy0999911111 November 1, 2022