boogerjack

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.

"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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by sackiller April 17, 2012

Glue Booger

The residue left behind on a gift card after it is pulled off its display card.

I had to pull the glue booger off the Walmart gift card my Uncle Floyd gave me before I put it in my wallet.

by DrVibes December 28, 2009

Noobus boogers

When a short friend of yours suck at a game

you are such a noobus boogers

by agooman May 21, 2022

Booger wall

When a nigga is too lazy to get a tissue and wipe a booger on the wall

My big brother shoved my face on his booger wall

by Catch me outside February 16, 2017

lotion booger

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

by t_bag July 24, 2008

Boogernipple

The act of rolling a nipple in between your thumb and pointer fingers until it achieves hardness, then flick the hardend nipple.

Guy1: Dude, her nips were hard enough to boogernipple them!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy1: You know how you pick your nose and roll the booger into a ball and then flick it once it's hard?

Guy2: Yea.

Guy1: That's how hard they were!

by Dave and Natalie Dubbya. January 4, 2014

booderwoo

When a man’s balls are so enlarged they squeak when he walks

“Oh my god?! That guy is suffering from MAJOR booderwoo!”

by S2720 May 31, 2023