Bongknocker 

A Bongknocker is an entity (human or animal) who would rather run through your bong, knocking it over, spilling the water and potentially breaking it, as apposed to walking around it respectfully and gracefully.

"Who spilled the bong!? ROXY! You BONGKNOCKER! BAD DOG!"

Bongknocker by Korrpse Fiddlah November 23, 2009

bonginoing

Sexually stimulating one’s self to pictures of Sean Hannity.

The punk propogandist was frequently found to be bonginoing himself while sipping camomile tea.

bonginoing by Mobious442 December 3, 2018

Bonginoed 

Referencing Dan Bongino
a) Energetic and passionate in terms of talking about your political and social convictions

b) the opposite of dopey and lethargic

I'm bonginoed definitions both a) and b) right now.

Bonginoed by Uncle Dimma April 11, 2021

Bongiorno 

Blast her in the eyes with your man-spackle. When she finally gets it out of her eyes, as she can see again, smack her in the face with your dick, and shout BONGIORNO!

Nick gave regis a wild Bongiorno...

Bongiorno by touchmynipps September 27, 2010

Bonging 

to describe Hot Girls. Use instead of 'Banging'

"That Bird is proper Bonging"

"Bo ben bosh, bow beny birds ba bonged bat Buni?"

Translation- So then Josh, how many birds ya banged at uni?

Bonging by Jayem333 January 18, 2011

Bonino 

The process by which a family member leaves the house, home, and/or family behind by spreading lies that you are going to be kicked out anyway. Usually followed up by never contacting them again.

Hey man...where's your daughter?

I dunno...I think she went Bonino.

Bonino by Evil Step Dad October 18, 2008

bongimoo 

an expression that instantly makes you the coolest person ever-especially if spelled in scrabble

you: bongimoo
hot chicks:did he say "bongimoo",let's give him oral sex

bongimoo by sexxified May 29, 2003