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Boneless pizza

Noun: A pizza simply missing the bones, thus making it easier to eat and enjoy
Man: Hey dude, could I order one boneless pizza with extra cheeesssseee??
Dominos Employee: sure bro
by SwiftHandles July 10, 2017
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boneless fork

What you order after you smoke a fat blunt of some dank.
Can i have a boneless fork with that.
by B-man1989 May 28, 2017
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Boneless Obama

A joke me and my friends made up...lmao
random guy: If that's not Boneless Obama I don't know what it is...
by little_fig November 13, 2019
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boneless covid

when you have covid-19 symptoms but test negative
Bitch idc if you got boneless covid, stay the fuck home
by ChocciestofMilk September 30, 2021
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boneless wing

the act of being a vagina. a pussy or sally.
Chris: Drew take the shot of tequila
Drew: no way homie
Chris: Dude dont be such a BONELESS WING
by chrisdrewbryan August 25, 2011
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boneless timbs

Fake or knock-off brand of boots or shoes that look similar to Timberland brand.
He's so broke he wears those cheap-ass Boneless Timbs on his feet!
by Grateful Dave March 6, 2020
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Boneless Pizza

A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.

Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".

The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*

a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?

Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
by haloInverse November 25, 2018
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