boebert

An inconsiderate, rude, or obnoxious theater attendee.

"Some boebert's phone went off and they answered it!"

by Wordy McWordington III September 19, 2023

Boebert

(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.

(syn) trailer swiftie

"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

Boebert

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

Boebert

Noun:

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

Boebert Express

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.

Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr December 8, 2023

boebert handshake

A handjob.

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.

by All Night Al April 8, 2024

Boebert

Handjob in a crowded movie theater. Named after the congresswoman caught in the act.

I wear my pants inside out so a pickpocket has to give me a lauren boebert if they want my wallet.

by MILQTOASTMOTHERFUQQR July 28, 2025