bollocks to this

It's got a lot of meanings. For one it's kinda like when you're explaining something to someone who doesn't quite get it or... ah, bollocks to this.

Didn't you listen to what I just said? Bollocks to it. Bollocks to this. Bollocks to everything on this godforsaken planet.

by Balter Black September 19, 2016

bollop dey

he is a rare indian fish from the dangerous ends of swindon. His dad has no hair unfortunately. he is an absolute bollop and always has wet hands. he lives in a nigloo and his mum is very fit. #indianMILF. FUCK ME I WANT TO GET IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH HIS MUM ONE DAY. INSHALLAH

bollop dey:'LOOK AT YOUR FACE'

by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022

little bollocks

An annoying bastard of a runt. The phrase should be used for the implication of the offender having, and being, 'little bollocks'. A favourite with adults bollocking children.......especially in Ireland (apparantly).

'ah go on, shut up! you little bollocks!'

'fuck off you little bollocks!'

'go fuck yourself with your little bollocks!'

Jeff: does he have big bollocks?
Jamie: No, he has little bollocks. he's a little bollocks shite.

by Kate Douglas October 4, 2006

Bollock Yoghurt

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.

He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.

by Rees October 20, 2004

bollocked

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

by heffer May 1, 2003

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005

Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

by Wayne car July 11, 2015