spit balling

v. - to shoot ideas out in the open, may cause yourself to seem like a complete dunce.

Kai was spit balling about the new iPhone, while David, in turn, shot them down.

by XeroCint March 2, 2009

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.

You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.

by author October 10, 2006

Pixar balling

When a person stomps on a man's balls like the pixar lamp stomped on the "I"

Tom: What the fuck did you send me?
Billy: A woman pixar balling some poor man!

by Delta-3174 March 4, 2021

Rocket Balling

Quidditch for Muggles. The muggle will wear 2 rockets on feet for flight, and one on a hand for stability.

As defined by Giggs in Game Over where he wishes for his "N****z to be Rocket Balling."

by Halacris March 7, 2011

bowling ball cut

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.

I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.

by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

bowlingposting

(a bowlingpost) is the act of suddenly coming online to a group chat and posting something entierly irrelevant to the current discussion/topic in said group chat/group text.

Some people are currently discussing mortgages in group chat. A person that wasn't part of the discussion posts a picture of coca cola bottle filled with baked beans. That person just committed the act of bowlingposting the group chat.

by bregor2 December 23, 2020

Pope bowling

Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier

- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"

- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"

by Baroness Orczy March 10, 2010