boink

to have quick, nice clean sex

last night. . . i boinkd'er!

by dana May 7, 2005

Boink

Something you say when you are stoned...then you laugh at

I smoked that joint saw a poster and now boinked

by Austinator240 June 19, 2018

Boink

A person who you can be silly with. If you have someone who is your boink this also makes you a boink

You’re my number 1 boink.

by Binkleberrystinkpants October 10, 2021

boink

intercourse that lasts less than 2 minutes

"dood, that chick said gabe boinked her." "LOLZ"

by tekn0hippy May 30, 2006

boinking

You can't say you're boinking somebody unless u got a penis

Girl 1-I boinked this kid last night
Girl 2-You can't boink someone unless u got a penis dumbass.

by Ali Babba April 18, 2005

Sha Boink A Boink

A term defining when you are about to get down and have some luvin, usually in a sexual nature

Girl 1: Oh so your *friend* is coming over? What you all gonna do?
Girl 2 : Oh you know its sha boink a boink time
Girl 1: Ah .. I see , well have fun!

by Daizy January 18, 2006

Boink

A sound effect on "Command & Conquer: Renegade" Multiplayer that signifies a kill, of which there are many different types: Assault-boink, Timed-boink, Snipe-boink, Nuke-boink, Ion-boink, Grenade-boink, Proximity-boink, Remote-boink, Pistol-boink, Laser-boink, Chain-boink, Lazchain-boink, P.I.C.-boink, Ramjet-boink, Shot-boink, Flame-boink, Flachet-boink, Tiberium Rifle-boink, Rocket-boink, Shell-boink, Arty-boink, Machine-boink, Mammy-boink, TibThrower-boink, Apache-boink, Stealth-boink, Orca-boink, Headshot-boink, Cheapshot-boink, and, finally, Bumper-boink (see Windshield Smearing).

Heh, I just Cheap-boinked him.

by Boxymoron February 14, 2005