Jobsworth

Minimum wage employee who gets wet over what little power trip they have from behind the counter because they lack any sense of purpose in their own personal lives out of work.

Customer: can I have a ketchup?

Mcdonalds worker: that’ll be 10p

Customer: no thanks, jobsworth

by NotSalsal May 16, 2023

Jobsworth spam dagger

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

by Bryoan April 19, 2012

kate bosworth

The new Lois Lane in " SuperMan Returns "

Look it's Lois Lane.

by Roswell Alien February 14, 2005

bosworth

comes from a fat vertically challanged boy who looks like e.t, a mole and ian hislop from Have I Got News For You all rolled into one he also is the butt of many jokes

look at that fat little bosworth on his own in the corner of the disco trying to be funky

by Mark davidson February 14, 2005

bookworthy

Fuckable. Worth being screwed. Derived from book and the term spongeworthy on Seinfeld, meaning worthy of one using the sponge contraceptive with.

That girl is bookworthy.
Do you think shes bookworthy?

See book

by Chris February 19, 2005

Kate Bosworth

1.Pretty, if emaciated of late, actress, who is remembered mostly for her performance in Blue Crush.

2.Girl who dates a guy who is beneath her in looks, talent, intelligence and who is possibly inbred. Refers to the perplexing relationship between Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom.

1.I just saw Kate Bosworth at Kitson!

2.Jesus Christ, look at those two. That girl is a total Kate Bosworth.

by Ihateyouallsomuch July 31, 2005

Kate Bosworth

1. A beautiful and under appreciated actress, who sadly is known and hated for dating Orlando Bloom rather than for her sweetness and talent.

2. The new Lois Lane in the Superman Returns movie.

3. Beautiful actress with 1 blue eye and 1 blue and brown eye.

Bitch: Omg that girl is such a bitch she totally doesn't deserve that guy.

Poor girl is fated to be another Kate Bosworth.

by Lisa S January 15, 2006