broadsided

to be slapped in the face by a large penis

I will broadside that bitch with my cock.

by UNABOMBER September 12, 2004

broadsided

When a female verbally attacks a male out of nowhere for seemingly no reason.

"I was talking to my friends about football last night and all of the sudden I was broadsided by Ashley for no reason."

by MassSuffering September 13, 2011

Broadside

More than 2 former/current sexual partners in one place at one time. Unplanned.

I got Broadsided last night when Kelly and Angela showed up at the bar.

by Bowling Green Choker October 4, 2010

Boardies

1) Bitches that don't have any feelings for real people.
2) Usually teenagers 11-18.
3) Possibly stalkers.
4) People who have no respect for others.
5) Kids who have enough time to waste on the boards all day long and have no lives.


-Fall Out Boy boardies
-Panic At The Disco boardies

The boardies are all PMSing and being total psycho bitches.

Boardies have no feelings.

Why do the boardies hate us noobs ? WHAT DID WE DO ?!

Go shit your pants you fucking lame-ass boardies.

by mikeyistoocoolforyourface January 2, 2009

Broadsided

To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.

I went and broadsided Bobbi Lee after she told me that she got a better grade on the test than me.

by Penumbra7 September 15, 2004

knock boardies

when one dude knocks his cock against another dude's cock

Some dude once asked me if I wanted to knock boardies with him, but there was no way I was smacking my cock against another dude's cock!

by EveryoneIsGayButMe May 28, 2009

panic boardies

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"

n00b: i luv ryan ross!
panic boardies: GTFO TEENIE

by catfapper January 12, 2009