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Boardin'

could be any of the boardin' sports, but usually it's associated with Snowboarding.
hey dude lets go boardin', like now! 7 inches of powpow just hit the mountains.
by creature69 August 1, 2019
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Whine Boarding

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.
I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!
by Wallville January 5, 2008
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hitting the boards

1. winning or scoring

2. hitting the sideboards in hockey, causing injury
1. They won, hitting the boards for 10 points.

2. Hitting the boards, he broke his arm
by Floyd E. Batchelder May 17, 2008
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Pre-Wake Boarding

The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
by Sammyp July 17, 2013
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boardie

Someone who spends a lot (and probably too much) time on message boards.
Example 1: Man, some of those FOBR boardies have over 15000 posts! They need a life!

Example 2: ...but I love those boards so much! The boardies are my friends! (etc, etc...)
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chair boarding

The new sport that's sweeping the nation. It's a combination of skateboarding and office chairs. It rocks.

The rules dictate that a person must be sitting on an office chair that has the ability to adjust height and back rest. It must also be able to spin, that is a must.

To participate you must kick off the floor in a spinning motion (called an "ollie," by the veterans of the sport,) and then bust out some sick, ill moves without putting your feet back on the floor until you wish to "land."

Marks are scored out of ten in three different categories, giving a final score out of thirty. The categories are style (how the boarder incorporated the adjustment features in their spin), revolutions (how many times the chair spins during that one particular move) and pizazz (leg grabs, flip reverses, any sick move that your ill mind can think of).

Points are deducted for falling off the chair, bad pizzaz (bizazz if you will) and doing a crap landing (the pros call this, "bailing.")

The sport is still in it's infancy but I suggest you join up now so in five years when it's all the rage you can be like "man, I was chair boarding before you even knew what it was you big gay jaborni.
"Yo want a game of chair boardin?"

"Yeah dude, radical to the max!"

"Shut up."

"O.K."

"Actually, you can't play because you're a chump who falls of their chair, get some control man."

"Fair point, fair point."
by Ian Mckenna May 17, 2005
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GameFAQs Message Boards

the most horrible place in the world

where gamefaqs moderators delete your posts when u try to voice out your opinion
i got 10 karma deleted for voicing my opinion
by anonymous August 24, 2004
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