Blurple

A color the combination of blue and purple. Usually found in textbooks to highlight or summarize key terms or plot summaries.

"That color isn't exactly blue and it ain't exactly purple. It must be Blurple."

by MrEdwards December 13, 2016

blursday

A day you spend hungover, high, or drunk

I got so drunk on Friday. I slept in all blursday but Sunday I went to brunch.

by J4432 May 2, 2007

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

by Khaytsus January 29, 2008

Blurst

A substitute for the word worse, only used in extreme cases, and only used by 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 typerwriters.

"'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times'?!, you stupid monkey!"

by mollar April 19, 2007

blurple

Someone who is so dark black that he is almost purple causing his teeth to look very white.

That nigga' is so black, he's blurple! And look at them teeth!

by D January 17, 2004

Blurnsday

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.

Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*

by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022

Blurped

When tha blue and red lights (police) turn they lights on telling you to pull over. Its all on you to decide if you gone pull over or not

man i almost got blurped last nite!

by Redb0ne. January 12, 2008