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Double Blumperdecker

When one person shits in the water tank, preferably onto the ballcock, while receiving oral sex from a partner who is sitting on the toilet, AC Slater style, also taking a shit.
So I went to leave an Upper Decker in Bill's toilet, but Mary came in and offered to give me a Double Blumperdecker since she had to shit, too.
by Tarzanello April 1, 2015
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Blumperdecker

Receiving a Blumpkin while taking an Upper-Decker, it's as simple as that.
Joanie loves Chachi so much that she gave him a Blumperdecker the other day in a rundown truck stop bathroom because they had nothing better to do.
by Dico Brohey February 22, 2010
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Blumper

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.
When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews
by Ezekiel November 11, 2003
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Bumperstickering

The act of spending hours on Facebook looking for and sending bumper stickers to people.
While on Facebook chat: "Dude, I'm totally bumperstickering you right now."
by Frau Wendla May 14, 2008
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coke bumpers

Parliment Lights, due to the fact that one can take a bump (a fairly nice size) of coke from the filter.
Shit, I have no mirror, hand me one of those coke bumpers.
by B-Money-atpgfog7 July 2, 2006
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Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.
Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.
by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010
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blumpelstilskin

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.
yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.
by Tyler Caruso October 9, 2006
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