Banger Blue Balls

When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.

Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.

by panfrio January 20, 2018

Musical Blue Balls

The frustration that one experiences when a radio station plays only the beginning of a really awesome song when they are demonstrating what type of music that the station plays.

I got total Musical Blue Balls today when this radio station played the only intro to like 3 of my favorite songs. Such a tease!

by GeeWillickers February 28, 2010

Busboy Blue Balls

when, at the end of the night, a busboy has three tables left to bus. you're excited when one table gets up to leave, but then two more come walking in right as you finish bussing the table. you then get the feeling that you're so close but never gonna finish, hence the term "blue balls"

Dude, I was two tables way from leaving but right as I finished the last one a freakin' walked in. I don't think I'm gonna be able to come tonight. Busboy blue balls is killin me.

by Brooks717 December 13, 2010

Facebook Chat blue balls

when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation

Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.

by BallsyAndBlue December 7, 2010

blue balls

When a woman teases your cock to the point of no return then backs off..

As i was leaving the state, my gf decided to give me a half blowjob before i got on the plane..

3 fkn hours of excruciating blue balls pain and no way of releif.

by flat6 May 28, 2006

deadmans blue balls

When a man dies from overdosing on viagra and continues to have an erection after death.

Dude, Grandpa Joe had to have the casket left open because he has deadmans blue balls!!!

by Mandy && Tyler May 1, 2006

blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.

His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.

by jezebel July 21, 2005