Diamond Blowfish

When your mate is doing a shit and you piss between their legs, with the wee hitting the shit making a round shape on the bowl like a blowfish.

We both need to use the toilet at the same time, fuck it lets do a diamond blowfish

by DIAMONDBLOWFISH October 3, 2021

the blowfish

while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.

that girl claims to be a virgin, but i gave her the blowfish last summer.

by ron c the great December 9, 2008

Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl

My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.

by HATBF January 22, 2014

Blowfish Face

The face a woman makes as her cheeks swell up when a man ejaculates a large amount im her mouth while performing oral sex.

You should have seen the blowfish face Susan made when I came in her mouth, I can't believe she didn't t gag.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

brooklyn blowfish

While a girl is eating out your asshole, you fart in her face, resulting in her cheeks becoming puffy like a blowfish

jamal: i just gave datgirl da brooklyn blowfish
jerome: nigga u dirty

by SK13 November 2, 2007

Hootie Blowfish

a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish

My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.

by C-Dawg (no, really) July 14, 2006

elusive albino blowfish

Cocaine. Delicious.

We're on a search for the elusive albino blowfish.

by chitownrioters August 1, 2005