90's blow job

Blowing in an SNES cartridge to fix the game.

Alex: Dude, my majora's mask copy won't work.
Michael: Try giving it a 90's blow job

by Akir April 7, 2014

blow job bun

A very messy bun that a girl can get her hair in in about 3 seconds. Usually not very sturdy and sitting high on the head.

named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.

shortened to bj bun

- that girl's hair-do looks like it took her less than a second to put up!

- looks like a blow job bun to me!

by 30834207 October 5, 2011

blow jobber

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.

That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.

by suhweetT November 1, 2013

blow jockey

1. One who frequently administers blow jobs. Derogatory.

2. One who delivers blow jobs in such great numbers that they could be considered to do so on a professional and/or commercial level.

Jacob: Look at this fucking blow jockey...
Daniel: She smells like marines.
Jacob: Like I said...

by JurassicJake June 22, 2012

Alabama Blow Job

1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.

Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job

by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019

Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.

brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!

by spock182 April 26, 2010

blow jackson

Getting your dick sucked. recieving oral sex.

She's not that hott, but I wouldn't mind getting a little "blow jackson" from her.

by Da Heater March 17, 2009