blow job

A sexual act in which a female organism inserts an active male reproductive organ into her oral cavity and using the muscles in her oral cavity to manipulate the nerves in the male reproductive organ until a point where the nerves send signals to the epididymous to release male reproductive cells and other male reproductive secretions through the vas defers. by a series of contractions until the fully nutrient enhanced male reproductive material, or semen, is ejaculated into the oral cavity of the female organism. The female organism then swallows/consumes the male reproductive material and then the male organism looses interest in the female organism.
The girl gave the guy a blow job because she wanted to pleasure the guy.
by CrashCarson May 30, 2011
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Blow job

When you shove your dick in someone's mouth
Man:want a blow job
Women:yes
by Aidanasskicker November 12, 2018
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What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.
Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.
by Lyra March 11, 2006
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When a female is feeling horny she will stick a penis in her mouth and blow.
Dude1: Janis was so horny last night she gave me a blow job.
Dude2:lucky
by Horny4life June 03, 2018
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To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.

Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them. Sorry guys, if I was there, u know I would. ;-)
When I deep throated him , he came instantly. So I drank and licked all the cum off him.
by CumDrinker August 08, 2005
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A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.
Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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The process in which a male or female sucks a males penis until he cums.
Also known as
Damn Rachel! You gave me a great blow job with your mom helping!
by Yoooobioligy July 03, 2016
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