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Best Bloke

A man who isn't just a good bloke, he is the BEST bloke. He is a typical aussie man. He never says anything bad about his mates, and his always making people around him seem better just because he is such a good bloke. He is the man that everyone wants to hang out with coz ya can always have a few beers with him and just talk shit.
Do you know collo? he is the best bloke going round
by bestbloke November 15, 2009
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I blame thor

A common phrase used when trying to find a scapegoat for an unfortunate event.
Fusion ; Who did a poopie on the carpet?!

TheDon ; I BLAME THOR!
by A_Spec October 16, 2006
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blamethrower

1. A fictional weapon featured in the movie Mystery Men that, when activated, caused those in the vicinty to turn on one another.

2. An attempt to shift blame for your failures.
Michael Brown broke out the blamethrower to avoid responsibility for FEMA bungling Katrina recovery.
by KungFuQuip April 20, 2006
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Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.
by Zanethema September 4, 2017
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blamex

A Black American Express card. The 'Centurion' card is usually given to to high rollers, big spenders, and corporate bigwigs, who need to indicate an annual spending of $150,000.00. It is made of anodized titanium, comes in a mahoghany box, has a 24 hour concierge service and rumour has it it probably comes with its own whipping boy.
That guy is so filthy rich he probably just threw his trophy wife a couple of Lamborghinis and some new boobs on the Blamex.
by polyanna8600 September 16, 2010
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Coorr blimez

The modern way of saying blimey.
Commonly used in place of omg.
Carmz: Have a chip Tonez.
Tony: Coorr blimez thats tasty!
Carmz: I know Tonez, I know...
by Hoolzie Boy March 10, 2008
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lag-blamer

The kid on any type of online game that doesn't get any kills or dies more times than he gets kills (terrible kill to death ratio) because of 'the lag'. There is usually no lag and the person playing is usually a lier to make him sound better at the game.
"anyone one else seein' this lag?"

"no, my connection seems to be okay."

"must be my connection because i went 2 to 12"

"your such a lag-blamer"
by throwitontheground November 25, 2009
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