bad bloke

A bad bloke is a friend that doesn't know how to be a friend.

Bloke one: "I nominate Lochi for the bad bloke of the year award."
Bloke two: "Yeah man, he never adds me to group chats with the lads, worst bloke out!"
Lochi: "Ha jokes on you that's not even a real award"

by LBoy4BadBloke May 15, 2014

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Toke a Bloke

The Act of "Toking a Bloke" Refers to, Smoking a Fag.

The fag will drop his pants leaving his swollen member ready for "Toking".

or if you still don't get it...

SUCKING DICK!.

Droseff: "This American Beer tastes like Watered down Ant Piss".
Bro: "No way!, American Beer is the shit!".
Broseff: "Oh go toke a bloke".

by A_Godly_Canuck September 15, 2012

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blowey

Another way to say blow job. Used in the movie "i Love you Man"

I don't want to talk about getting bloweys from my girlfriend.

by pnaymer February 8, 2010

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Bloke-Ass Nigga

a black guy with a British accent.

Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was a bloke-ass nigga.

by bruce9707 May 7, 2009

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blokette

A femaliased.. (its also a word.) version of a bloke.

"Different strokettes for different.. blokettes... uh, yeah.. PINT O BITTAH AND A STEAK PLEASE!"

by Farsin McMarsin.. from McMarsin and Marsin! March 29, 2004

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bokey

Exclusive to Seminole High School in Sanford, Florida and the surrounding area. You have to be a Nole to get it because it means everything and nothing. The previous post about Lake Mary? Ha! They are just Bokey wannabes!

We go to school in the Bokey.

Is there a party in the Bokey tonight?

by Yearbook Editor February 17, 2009

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