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Blistering Bo sticks

Beware I chop ya up with meh blistering bo sticks!
by Derek Gieni February 3, 2005
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Blistering Bull

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.
"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!
by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007
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Bloggering

Someone who talks a load of shit. It takes an hour to tell you a 30 second story!!! Friends generally nod off during the bloggering, could be in a pub, cafe, on a funfair, nowhere is safe!
He was bloggering for 45 minutes to tell me about his 5 minute car journey
by Elagne Shar April 10, 2010
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couch loitering

This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.
Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.
by m65 December 1, 2014
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shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.
Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."
by Pastor Future May 17, 2005
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blautering

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.
Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.
by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008
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shit-blistering

an extreme form of masochistic behaviour, in which the slave is coated with fecal material until blisters are raised on the skin. Not for the faint-of-heart, or the sane.
The dungeon of his master was where he endured shit-blistering, in order to gain Her approval.
by Lord Uther March 13, 2003
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