blogmail

Taking posts from a personal blog that provide extensive personal updates and placing the text in an email to infer that the author took the time to send a lengthy email to the recipient.

I enjoy receiving Wren's blogmail but its more like reading the news than an email from my friend.

by Goof Pro March 8, 2010

Blocksville

the place where all sematary fans live

Person 1: yo you got blocked by graveman as well?
Person 2: yeah i was drunk yesterday n told him how much i enjoyed screaming forest...
Person 1: welcome to blocksville bruh

by 江泽民 September 15, 2023

blacknail

Using potentially embarrassing information to coerce someone into sleeping with you.

John: Did you hear about Sara?
Patrick: What happened?
John: I heard she spend all her graduation money on coke. I work for her dad. Should I say something?
Patrick: Only if you're trying to blacknail her.

by honest≠asshole January 26, 2012

blackmail

Mail for black people.

A mail addressed to someone who is black is called blackmail.

by downloader676 May 14, 2011

Blackmail the world into tickling the universe

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.

"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"

by Mourning Star May 1, 2006

BlackM$ail

Blackmail perpetrated by Microsoft, or a situation that appears to be blackmail somehow associated with M$.

Can you guess which major corporation has been accused of blackM$ailing schools?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Blackmail

To beat someone in any sort of athletic event

Man, he blackmailed me in that track & field race!

by hlposerpwner May 6, 2010