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Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.
by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011
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Bookface

A person that looks better in their Facebook pictures than in real life.
Rikasa looked really good on Facebook, but when I saw her she was a total bookface.
by Lynx the Nark February 22, 2011
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guacage blockage

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"
by TZR September 27, 2005
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Bookface

Jim Halpert's AWESOME Halloween costume

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by Talamare2k4 November 8, 2009
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bookface

A girl who looks better on Facebook than in real life.
Bro1: "Dude, that chick Jamie posted on my wall! She's really hot!"
Bro2: "Bail on that chick, she's in my class: she's such a bookface."
by raisinchaos February 22, 2011
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block face

To look serious so you appear intimidating in the hood
I had my block face on when I was in the other part of the hood.
by Chrys-TAL June 26, 2008
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Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought
I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.
by Slip.Gypo January 2, 2021
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