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buffet blimp

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"
Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!
by Mama Geri March 14, 2006
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Birmingham, Michigan

Birmingham, Michigan is a very affluent suburb of Detroit. It has a beautiful, charming and expensive downtown area. Birmingham has very few dumpy houses, and is home to some of the most brilliant mansions, historical homes, Tudors, and other fancy houses next to Bloomfield, Hills, another wealthy city in Southern Michigan.

The majority of Birmingham's population is upper middle class to wealthy class. Popular jobs consist of lawyers, surgeons, doctors and corporate executives.

Birmingham has many upscale restaurants and swim clubs.

Birmingham is mostly Christian and Republican.

Many notable people were once residents of Birmingham.

Birmingham is a wonderful place to live, but frequently accused of being home to snooty people.
Oh my gawd, you live in Birmingham, Michigan??!! Which club do you belong to? Are your cleaning ladies Italian or Mexican? Is your Mercedes Benz the newest model? Which Juicy sweatsuit do you have? Is your husband a corporate executive or a surgeon? Are you a hockey mom? Where were you spring break? The South of France? Palm Beach, FL? Hilton Head Island, SC? Beverly Hills, CA?
by ResidentOfBirmingham July 20, 2011
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Bliamptus

To fart in someones mouth or to suck the fart out of someones butt hole.
Bro, you totally just farted in my mouth - such a gnarly bliamptus.
by BROmagnum January 9, 2011
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Blimposaurus

When someone gets so large that the word blimp is just not enough to describe their colossal size, the largest possible person.
Hey, look at that guy, he's SO huge, he's not just a blimp, he's a blimposaurus!
by Daws August 22, 2012
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blimbguine

A portmanteau of the best spaghett in existence, linguine, and an expression denoting an excellent event - namely limbs (or it's further accentuated cousin blimbs). This denotes a more extreme situation in which the theoretical celebratory arm movements are more excitable and erratic.
Q: Yo brosephine, how's it hanging
A: Everything is truly blimbguine my good man
by Blimbus Dumbledore April 3, 2019
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Coorr blimez

The modern way of saying blimey.
Commonly used in place of omg.
Carmz: Have a chip Tonez.
Tony: Coorr blimez thats tasty!
Carmz: I know Tonez, I know...
by Hoolzie Boy March 10, 2008
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Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.
by Zanethema September 4, 2017
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