Blinkergod

Individual who reaches peak fiending and eats thc like none by hitting blinkers anywhere and anytime via a cart.

The blinkergod has just taken a quadruple blinker.

by Eugene400000 January 1, 2022

Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.

by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

blinker fluid

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"

by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.

Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.

by IBTNG February 23, 2015

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.

I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.

by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016

boo boo blender

The act of forcefully shoving your face in a blender to end your life because you turned on the television and accidentally stumbled across the monstrosity that is Honey Boo Boo

R.I.P Tyler. He couldn't handle what he saw. He performed the Boo Boo Blender

by TylerOh666 February 16, 2015