Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.
Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.
by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010
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Blender

N. One who practises the art of blending a suck up, a brown nose to management
Brent is such a Blender!, Ang, Liz and Balk, are crap at blending.
by Pastey January 29, 2003
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Blender

Awesome, Amazing, Radical; all at once.
Wow, this boba tea is really blender.
by jordyaudy May 4, 2010
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Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.
Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.
by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008
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Blender game

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses
by Redmovement March 19, 2015
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Blender Magazine

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)
by selfimportantdickwad March 13, 2009
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