Blaked out

Verb - "to blake out"

A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.

The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.

Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"

McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."

Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"

by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011

fan blazed horse radish

The art of squirting horse radish into a running fan and having it spray back on you whilst rubbing one out.

fan blazed horse radish turns me on

by pepsi anal May 23, 2022

blazed clown

someone who wears too much makeup and looks high

that bitch looks like a blazed clown.

by bob balsach December 30, 2004

Blaked

A mixture of feeling blazed and baked after smoking marijuana

"man im so high, im blaked"

by alston July 29, 2009

fucking blazed

when you are so fucked up on mary j that you are so fucked up on mary j that you don't know what the fuck you're doing

1. "fuuuuuck yeah, man"
2. "dude"
4. "dude"
5. "I'm so fucking blazed, man"
6. "shit dude.
shit."

by RobertOldhead May 11, 2008

blazed

The result of smoking marijuana.

Man im so fukin blazed.

by DeStRuCtErSback April 26, 2005

Blacked

to go insane, crazy. Driving Miss Daisy...out her f*cking mind. Wilding out.

Dude straight blacked on that waitress for real.

by LJTheGirl April 23, 2015