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Plathering

When a female talks for an extended period of time about something unimportant and irrelevant.

Often seen by males as a rant of nonsense, which they quickly begin to ignore as a form of defense to protect what intelligence they have from being destroyed by such nonsense
man 1 - "Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?"

man 2 - "I tried to watch it, but my girlfriend was plathering through the whole game"
by ejm8872 October 18, 2011
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Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.
Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
by Stoney69 January 5, 2019
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big brothering

The action of monitoring/spying someone in order to retrieve informations about him/her (i.e. About your tastes; see targeted ads; how often you use PC, etc...).
You'll usually see big brothering in computer science domain or even IRL like videos camera which prevents people from stealing, etc...
Microsoft is big brothering me with its spywares.

GATOR/Claria big brothered the users of its softwares.

Chinese governement big brothers their Internet users to prevent them from talking about them or about something against their principles.

Illuminatis wanna take control of the World by brothering anyone pretexting it'll struggle against crimes, terrorism.
by Renjida March 21, 2008
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brathering

bragging or repeatingly talking about iphones or other apple™ products
most commonly used by kids under 16
Ugh, that kid is brathering again!
He can't stop brathering about his phone
by candle_eater March 29, 2015
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Northern Colorado Battering Ram

When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.
"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"
by Little Boy's Dick June 7, 2009
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Brothering

Similar to parenting, where parents carry out their duties as parents, this is where brothers carry out their brotherly duties.

The type of brothering depends on age: if you are an older brother, your duty is generally to embarass your sibling; if you are a younger brother, your duties tend to be to annoy your sibling and follow them around.
1 - My little bro hit me with some younger brothering earlier, so I decided to do some older brothering for payback.
2 - Yeah? So what did you do?
1- I embarassed the hell outta him.
by ReallyRealTalk May 25, 2010
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Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.
We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.
by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008
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