Prison Blacked

The practice of forcibly using white men as flesh lights in prison.

I heard that Blake was sent to the infirmary for some anal complications?

Yea, apparently last night he was ambushed and prison blacked outside of his cell by like 5 black guys.

by WhiteBootyHunter January 4, 2022

Cat's Blanket

Nickname for Cate Blanchett. Because of the odd spelling of her name, her common independent and cameo film appearances, resemblance to a feline, and overall warm and comforting acting method, she could very well be a Cat's Blanket.

Stu: Na, I ain't never seen that film.
Laura: Trust me, we saw it.
Stu: Who was in it?
Laura: No one big, except for... What's her name, the British lass...
Ryan: Cat's Blanket?
Laura: Yeah, her.
Stu: Dude, that movie sucked.

by RyKirb July 7, 2008

Blanket boxing

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket

"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"

by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

Meat Blanket

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .

Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.

by geodave June 16, 2016

blackedtheanime

blackedtheanime is a slideshow made by an entire class of special ed 2nd graders that decided create a slideshow that simulates what it feels like to be on the electric chair for 1 hour 28 minutes and 7 seconds

p1: oh boy i can't wait to go back home and watch blackedtheanime

p2:sir you are no longer allowed to be within 25km of any kindergarten

by fxqr January 22, 2021

Slava's Blanket

1. When one man is covered with a wet naked man in order to sleep at night.

It was so hot in Russia, i could not sleep without my slava's blanket.

by joey thumbs July 8, 2012

fish blanket

When a girl squirts on you while you are asleep.

Boyfriend: I slept well last night because it was warm, but it smelt like fish.

Girlfriend: Oh! I suppose you like my fish blanket!

by Ratatoullie March 12, 2016