Blacksturbation

Masturbating while blacked out.

Dude! Frankie was so fucked up last night he performed Blacksturbation!

by MasteRofLoL January 21, 2012

blackastrophe

1: When a large group of black people (not the good kind, the loud obnoxious kind) move into your neighborhood.

2: When you move into an all-black neighborhood.

Its just NOT good either way... 0_o

I moved from my home town to a new neighborhood. Normally, I dont care about moving.

...until I realize I'm the only white kid in the new area.

"omg mom its a blackastrophe!!"

by Sum_random_guy June 23, 2012

Blackster

Peculiar kind of metalhead. Listens to a lot of black metal (1st & 2nd wave BM, DSBM, NSBM, in general). Common traits are: depression, anxiety and racism (lol). The older ones usually like to gatekeep bands and hate Mayhem (good). Their favorite Eevee evolution is Umbreon. Weezer fan but extreme metal.

Guy with a cool hat online: What a blackster! Go touch grass and listen to some good music!

Blackster: Shut the fuck up, kid. I literally live in the woods.

by I love gates December 3, 2022

Blackstar Ranch

A community surrounded by state-owned and preserved property in the backwoods of Irvine and Silverado Canyons. Many mysterious and unsolved crimes have happened up in this area, and most say it's haunted by members of racial gangs including the Bloodz, KKK, DBT, etc. Multiple scandals have taken place in theses areas and reception there is most often futile unless you have roaming capabilities on your phone. The reason for this is that nationwide and citywide providers don't have a need to put more telephone lines in that area for lack of business takes place. Blood has often been seen on random clothing items on the sides of roads. It's been said that tourists and young children have been a target of "drive-by" gangs here. Most people know of "Blackstar" because of it's notoriety in the mystery and crime world. Residents say cave mites have been a problem in recent years. Though many only come because of it's reputation, this area really is nice for a getaway drive with it's rough spacial expanses. It's one of the largest open areas in California today. Large crosses can sometimes be seen in daylight on the tops of hills, and at night eerie glows of multi-colored light is visible. They have their own public/private schools, fire station, police station, post office, and markets. Blackstar also provides an RV park for tourism, and multiple day camps for young adults. The community receives much police attention after sundown. The population of Blackstar is known to be just under 42,000 making it one of the smallest cities in Orange County.

"Do you want to take a midnight drive through Blackstar Ranch?"

by David Harper August 3, 2007

Blackcest

Harry Potter fanfiction term where the members of the Black family are in love, have sex, have feelings towards one another.

Some popular examples of blackcest are Bellatrix/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Sirius, Sirius/Regulas,

by She who must not be named February 10, 2008

Sadie Blackstad

Slang in southern and central Minnesota for an attractive blonde hair, blue eye, girl studying Political Science. Many "Sadie Blackstads" are interested in becoming future politicians, whether senator, representative, or maybe even president. They are goal-oriented people, in their careers and personal lives.

Student #1: Did you see the Sadie Blackstad in the front row?
Student #2: Duh! I've been eyeing her since the start of lecture! I wouldn't mind letting her govern my nation! ;)

by Jake R. S. January 8, 2011

blacket

A loud noise or clamor made by a large group of black youths, esp. of a disturbing or confusing kind; din; uproar.

I got woken up in the middle of the night. It was so hot, we kept the windows open. A gang walked past and made a terrible blacket in the street below.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 11, 2007