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Blackwater Assassin co. 

Blackwater Assassin co. is a company that employs many assassins, and families of assassins, to do their biddings. Blackwater has been around for generations, even dating back to the Victorian times. This deadly company will not stop until their objectives have been completed. They get the information on their target, and assign the target an assassin. They then reveal the information to the assassin at hand, and then give him the "green light" to go ahead and do his job. Blackwater prides itself on its secrecy in remaining discreet and anonymous, even though its assassins cannot stop talking about it constantly to their friends on-line. In most cases, Blackwater's assassins are all around us. Even your mom could be one. SO WATCH OUT.
Guy 1: Bro, I was in a chat-room and got threated by someone. I took it lightly until he said he was an assassin.

Guy 2: An assassin, he must be from Blackwater Assassin co.
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hadrian blackwater 

A character from the 6 part series “The Riyria Revelations”. An absolute himbo whos hilarious. A great friend. Supportive and kind. Selfless but not without selfish actions.
“That guys so nice and funny!! Must be a Hadrian Blackwater.”
hadrian blackwater by Riyriaaa July 15, 2022

Blackwater 

Getting (or hiring) a friend to play for you in a videogame to improve your ranking and/or reach the next level.
Dude, can you Blackwater for me so I can get to the next level?

John's going to Blackwater a few rounds for me to improve my ranking.
Blackwater by Kellehendros November 4, 2007

Blackwater Bagpipe

When a male coal miner sits on another males chest and defecates whilst the other male conducts oral sex
Can't wait to get back to camp to play the Blackwater Bagpipe

Backwater hoe 

Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently
This backwater hoe don’t even get it
Backwater hoe by KingKong26379493 February 9, 2022

backwater-bastardism 

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.
1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
backwater-bastardism by Talsier September 8, 2010

Portland Backwater 

The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.
Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.

Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
Portland Backwater by Miceazy772 December 18, 2009