Bjorn Borg

A cat, the slayer of worlds, shitter of beds, mewer of meows, the end of all.

Why did you shit on my bed?
Bjorn Borg: *You know why mortal"

by alanregistered December 25, 2022

Dirty bjorn

The Guy that's always horny around little girls

That dirty bjorn is looking again

by HC.tim December 8, 2020

Bjorn Scott

Fufu Norwegian boy who loves to feed little children Macoroni and Cheese

Look at that Bjorn Scott headass over there, imma beat his ass

by Corbeeeee May 30, 2018

Bjorn Darelle Czar

Bjorn Darelle Czar is one of a kind. Gentle and sweet. Likes to talk about life. Very sentimental yet charming. Very caring and thoughtful. He's someone you can get a long with comfortably. He is someone who values trust and honor his words. A lot of girls and gays like him cause he's handsome and all. He may be underestimated at times but I hope he knows that, someone's waiting and rooting for him silently. That someone's missing him dearly.

Bjorn Darelle Czar is yayabs, yayabs is Bjorn Darelle Czar.

by Yayabs June 7, 2021

Bjorn

Somebody who wears the skeptic/john face

hey look at that bjorn

by UnusualBjorn March 31, 2024

Bjorn

This is a one of a kind juicy piece of meat, incapable of performing the most simple tasks. Very loyal to his senpai, raised in a extremely christian household. Can be used in a sentence as a word implying "being useless".

dude 1: hey dude can you make this drawing on your computer.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.

by Tjomas November 22, 2021

Bjorn

The process of becoming Swedish. One will start to shrink and their hair will slowly bleach during said process. Their eyes will become an icy blue and their vocal cords will contort, enabling them to have mastery over the Swedish language.

Oh god, I’m about to Bjorn!
Please help my son, he’s Bjorning!

by Mr. Bjortle May 8, 2022