Bitchitous

a non-deadly disease that most women have and show. The disease causes them to act EXTREMILY bitchy!!

Kristen sure seem's to be acting bitchy lately, she must have bitchitous

by Patrick_Hughes August 23, 2007

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

bitchitis

when someone is such a bitch that you think they must have a disease because they take bitching to a whole new level

she is such a bitch. she must have bitchitis

by unc.tarheels July 4, 2008

From bitchita kansas

Term used to describe someone who is completely obnoxious.particularly out in public.

See that karen over there yelling at that poor guy? She must be from bitchita kansas!

by 4realazitgits March 14, 2021

Dumb Bitchitis

A sickness that's highly contagious if you mess with a girl named Kaitlynn Clemens.

"Watch out! You don't wanna be around Kaitlynn, she's got dumb bitchitis!"

by ContaminatedWitch August 27, 2020

bitchitis

An uncurrable disease contacted at birth by all females and a few unlucky males. Individuals with this disorder show symptoms simular to those portrayed by bitches.

Scarlet: "Complain, complain, complain, ect...."
Me: "Why are you bitching so much?"
Scarley: "Im so sorry, i'm havin a bad bitchitis episode."

by Brysonator December 22, 2013

Bitchity boppity boo

Inspired by the classic Disney animated feature, Cinderella, Bitchity boppity boo is a typically feminine response to catty behavior or outrageous behavior. It's upbeat with an edge, and counters the snarl behind the statement with a little more of that "Little Miss Merry Sunshine is about ready to hack you with a machete" feel than perhaps wrawl! or meow.

Clarissa: Oh, that outfit really is you! Did you get it at Dollar General? No, wait - it looks like a real original. I bet you got it at Goodwill!

Desdemona: Oh, how did you guess? Bitchity boppity boo!

by Marthakay May 24, 2007