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Bitchquick

A pancake mix, similar to Bisquick, except that it is solely consumed by women during their time each month. It is believed to be the source of womankind's bitchiness during this cycle. It is an illicit substance, but completely untracable.
Tom: Hey Jennie! How's it going?
Jennie: Don't give me that "how's it going" crap!!! Your such a fucking ass leave me alone!
Tom: Whoa... did you eat Bitchquick this morning?
by Glomwill January 31, 2008
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Bitchcunt

"Answer the phone, Bitchcunt"
by yourgran March 10, 2015
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bitchcakes

When Joan's boyfriend didn't come home for 2 days, she went totally bitchcakes.
by kat August 13, 2003
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bitchfuck

A form rage filled outburst usually used when in pain.
Bitchfuck! I just stepped on a fucking nail!
by M. Hynes August 6, 2003
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bitchcocker

a guy that is acting like a bitch and being a total dick at the same time.
" i can't believe he parked in MY spot, ill just key his car!"
"dude, stop being such a bitchcocker".
"yeah he's a bitchcock, he was bitching about the most useless shit last night "
"BITCHCOCKER"!
by syrupwaslike February 10, 2009
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dicola bitchcock

that one friend who cant control their bodily functions. they piss and shit themselves relentlessly and always smell like urine. (they have a piss kink)
guy 1: my friend is a total dicola bitchcock

guy 2 : aw man that sucks you should kill yourself
by i_love_vaginas March 8, 2022
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BitchKick

to side kick someone in the face ... its like a bitchslap ... but with the top side of your foot
Frostbite just BitchKicked that fool into stupid
by xxFrostbitexx November 5, 2012
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