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Bitchassness

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1.describes the behavior of a male/female who is acting out of pocket.

2. when a male/female over-reacts at the smallest thing

3. when a male/female tries to push your buttons just because they are having a bad day
1. Que from Making the Band 4. The entire season!

2. When Duane got dumped by Kia his actions were nothing but bitchassness. He cried, wined about how he missed her to his homies and couldn't eat or sleep.
by RealZeta06 April 10, 2009
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Bitchamistic

To have a bitchy outlook on life. Similar to pessimistic and optimistic.

Also: bitchamist-a person who is bitchamistic.
Girl 1: "Argh! Screw you!"

Girl 2: "Don't be so bitchamistic."
by ?..? August 4, 2007
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bitchalanski

Someone who is havin a bitch and not keepin it real.
Boo Hoo Bitchalanski
by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008
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bitchan

the touchdown was bitchan!!!
by sexy time May 8, 2008
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Bitchathon

An angry outburst of complaints that lasts for an extended period of time.
When my mom came home from work she started a bitchathon.

Sweet lord in heaven! That woman is on a bitchathon!
by Death Bunny 69 November 27, 2010
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Bitcharino

Guy 1: Look at Matt, hes such a bitcharino
Guy 2: Fucking Matt man
by Jeep007 October 9, 2014
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Bitchamus Prime

Bitchamus prime
Standard definition: when a bitch has reached total bitchin power. They are the bitch who has reached total Nirvana and you can't bring them back down. They are often portrayed as gold diggers although there are exceptions.Notable examples include Naomi Campbell, Kanye Westetc. May become violent when not provoked. May whine and cry over ruined Prada shoes and designer men's satchels.
Example:
Johnny: yo mike that girls is hot!
Mike: yeah but i heard she was a Bitchamus prime. U should avoid her like the plague.

Johnny: yo your right. I heard she she bitched at her boyfriend for not buying her shoes.Thanks bro
Mike: thats what bros are for.

*they proceed to have a moment as a rainbow unicorn comes out of the sky and carries them to bro heaven*
Example #2:
Stacey: Lena did you hear about Brandon?
Lena: Yeah I heard he was a total Bitchamus prime. He yelled at the photographers at his party for not getting his angles.
Stacey: how pathetic!
* they continue to make fun of Brandon*
by Usagi2332 July 13, 2015
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