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Birkenstockings

When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.
Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!

Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!
by SashJo July 28, 2016
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Birkenstock Gestapo

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.
QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*
by razed November 2, 2007
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birkenstocks

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.
Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.
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Birkenstomped

When someone gets the shit kicked out of them by one or more hippies.
He just kept stealing their hacky sack and rubbing it on his balls and throwing it at them. Eventually they had enough and he totally got birkenstomped.
by pitkid January 6, 2012
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Birkenstocks

Lesbian footwear that people named Janell lust after, crave and ultimately purchase. This purchase will be mocked by all gubbies everywhere.
OMG! Those birkenstocks are so lesbian, Janell! Gubby does not approve.
by Gubby 2.0 July 2, 2018
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Birkenstocks

The most effective form of birth control developed. Works for both sexes, and uses a unique footwear-based approach not commonly seen in other solutions.
Bruv, did you see that nasty ass broad in them Birkenstocks?
by Bionodroid September 18, 2020
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Birkenstock boys

Boys who love the beach, tanned, play footy
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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